Grand Dad Bod
Grand Dad Bod
Published by timothymichaelmusic.com
29 DEC 2021
V1.
Grandma’s got him on those little blue pills
He’s still kind of hot and she needs her thrills
Still got that glimmer in his eye
What’s left of his hair is styled from the 80s
But it’s been getting much grayer lately
He’s a man’s man and an all-around good guy.
He hasn’t changed his look in quite a while
But classics never go out of style
Chorus
He’s just rocking that grand dad bod
Retro, vintage by the grace of God
Wears his hair too long trying to be cool
Lump on his belly where his abs must have been
Salt n pepper beard covers up his double chin
He walked uphill both ways to the Old School
He’s hanging out with the grand kid squad
And rocking that grand dad bod
V2.
All his t-shirts sport his favorite teams
He’ll make new jorts from old Levi’s jeans
His eyes aren’t good and he can barely hear
This old dog ain’t learned many new tricks
Master grilling in his white New Balance kicks
His belly look like he can drink some beer.
He cracks and aches and needs pain relief
His memory is short. Time is such a thief
Chorus
He’s just rocking that grand dad bod
Retro, vintage by the grace of God
Wears his hair too long trying to be cool
Lump on his belly where his abs must have been
Salt n pepper beard covers up his double chin
He marched uphill both ways to Old School
Hanging out with the grand kid squad
And rocking that grand dad bod