Assorted Crackers

Assorted Crackers

Published by timothymichaelmusic.com

03 DEC 2021

V1.

I’ve been wondering where I came from

The places my ancestors have seen

I’m thinking about doing the genetic thing

Ancestry.com or 23 and me

I hope my family ain’t crazy drug lords

Or kamikaze plane hijackers

Back home in the place I’m from

We’re just a bunch of assorted crackers

Chorus

Whether I spit in a bottle 

Or I pee in a cup

In just a few weeks 

They can hook me up

They’ll mail the results

It shouldn’t be that bad

Unless I come across a bunch of kids

Trying to find their dad

V2.

Are you wondering about your heritage?

Are you thinking about the past?

Just sign right here on the dotted line

And they’ll figure out who you are fast.

It ain’t likely that you’ll find someone

So you can inherit a million smackers.

Back home in the place I come from

We’re just a bunch of assorted crackers.

Chorus

Whether I spit in a bottle 

Or I pee in a cup

In just a few weeks 

They can hook me up

They’ll mail the results

It shouldn’t be that bad

Unless I come across a bunch of kids

Trying to find their dad