Man Stand

ManStand

Published by timothymichaelmusic.com

20 OCT 2022

V1.

It’s 2 for 1 on candles

And 3 for 2 on scents

I told her I’ll be out here waiting

So she won’t wonder where I went

I’m sure she’ll buy a purse or two

And try on every kind of shoes

My water bottle’s full of vodka

And my canteen’s full of booze

Chorus

Just doing the man stand

And our party is pre-planned

This shopping mall could really use a bar

Great games on TV

But this is the place to be

Hanging out with my Mall-Stars

Even the mall cops are in on the plan

Just doing the ManStand

V2.

Thought it up with my buddy Mitch

‘cos we both like to bitch

About all the money women spend

We called Doordash delivery

Then we hooked up his TV

Beer and pizza arrived with his brother Glen

It’s a $5 cover collected over and over again

For all the guys out here doing the ManStand.

Chorus

Just doing the man stand

And our party is pre-planned

This shopping mall could really use a bar

Great games on TV

But this is the place to be

Hanging out with my Mall-Stars

Even the mall cops are in on the plan

Just doing the ManStand