HOA
HOA
Published by timothymichaelmusic.com
19 JAN 2023
V1.
It’s a glorious day in the HOA
Check in at the “Compound” gate
The “blue hair” special starts 5
But the grill shuts down at 8
Be sure to read the group page
And see everybody’s views
It’s a world where the speed limit’s 25
And dog poo makes the news.
Chorus
Living overserved on heavy pours
Down at the clubhouse bar
There’s karaoke and open mics
Where you can be a local star.
Just put it on my member tab
I’ve got a month to pay.
Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem
Out here in the HOA
V2.
Miss Betty’s cat’s missing again
It’s going on 3 weeks
I’m not sure, but I think heard
Pets are what the coyotes eat.
There’s armadillo’s in my flower beds
Club made me cut down my dead tree.
The golf course is in pristine condition
And they keep raising all the fees.
Chorus
Living overserved on heavy pours
Down at the clubhouse bar
There’s karaoke and open mics
Where you can be a local star.
Just put it on my member tab
I’ve got a month to pay.
Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem
Out here in the HOA
V3.
We’ve been out here 4 years
Now I’m the reigning hula king,
But we’re in the minority because
The wife and I don’t swing
The adult pool shuts down at 9 o’clock
We’ve been drinking here since 3
The music’s loud to drown the broke pump sound
And nobody’s gotten out to pee.
Chorus
Living overserved on heavy pours
Down at the clubhouse bar
There’s karaoke and open mics
Where you can be a local star.
Just put it on my member tab
I’ve got a month to pay.
Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem
Out here in the HOA