HOA

HOA

Published by timothymichaelmusic.com

19 JAN 2023

 

V1.

It’s a glorious day in the HOA

Check in at the “Compound” gate

The “blue hair” special starts 5

But the grill shuts down at 8

Be sure to read the group page

And see everybody’s views

It’s a world where the speed limit’s 25

And dog poo makes the news.

 

Chorus

Living overserved on heavy pours

Down at the clubhouse bar

There’s karaoke and open mics

Where you can be a local star.

Just put it on my member tab

I’ve got a month to pay.

Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem

Out here in the HOA

 

V2.

Miss Betty’s cat’s missing again

It’s going on 3 weeks

I’m not sure, but I think heard

Pets are what the coyotes eat.

There’s armadillo’s in my flower beds

Club made me cut down my dead tree.

The golf course is in pristine condition

And they keep raising all the fees.

 

Chorus

Living overserved on heavy pours

Down at the clubhouse bar

There’s karaoke and open mics

Where you can be a local star.

Just put it on my member tab

I’ve got a month to pay.

Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem

Out here in the HOA

  

V3.

We’ve been out here 4 years

Now I’m the reigning hula king,

But we’re in the minority because

The wife and I don’t swing

The adult pool shuts down at 9 o’clock

We’ve been drinking here since 3

The music’s loud to drown the broke pump sound

And nobody’s gotten out to pee.

 

Chorus

Living overserved on heavy pours

Down at the clubhouse bar

There’s karaoke and open mics

Where you can be a local star.

Just put it on my member tab

I’ve got a month to pay.

Livin’ the dream, or so it would seem

Out here in the HOA

 

 

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