Bonus Saturday
Bonus Saturday
Published by timothymichaelmusic
09 DEC 2023
V1.
I’m supposed to work on Fridays
But today I’m gonna pass
I’ve got anal glacucoma
And I just can’t see my ass
Rolling into that office
While the sun is shining bright
I’m already pre-gaming
For the concert tonight
Chorus
It’s Saturday on Friday
Four days was long enough
To punch that damned old time clock
I’m giving zero f#*ks
Burned out by the workweek
So I took an extra day
When I wake up tomorrow
It’s my bonus Saturday
V2.
Hangover golf at 8am
With shots on the first tee
Then afternoon delight’s reserved
For just my baby and me.
Dinner on some patio
Dancing late into the night
I feel like bonus Saturday
Fits my schedule just right
Chorus
It’s Saturday on Friday
Four days was long enough
To punch that damned old time clock
I’m giving zero f#*ks
Burned out by the workweek
So I took an extra day
When I wake up tomorrow
It’s my bonus Saturday
Bridge
Next month I’m thinking Thursday too
Because 5 day weeks are bogus
Let’s make a Four day weekend
And just call it double bonus
Chorus
It’s Saturday on Friday
Four days was long enough
To punch that damned old time clock
I’m giving zero f#*ks
Burned out by the workweek
So I took an extra day
When I wake up tomorrow
It’s my bonus Saturday